retired \ree-'tie-urd\ adj - Retarded; "You remember Mitzy, she's the retired lady up the road." There is a strong argument that retired is simply a mis-pronunciation of the word "retarded," however one can also make the claim that this is simply a way to be more polite when discussing mentally handicapped people; a twisted form of PC, if you will. In actuality, using retired in this way is probably a mixture of both. NEXT»

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